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[Jonny5]

Just thought I'd start a new thread for all the usual crap that went on in the Black Arrow thread but for Halo 2.

EVIL TEAM RULZ!!!!11

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OMG. Where have you been all my life !!!

EVT rules. We take no prisoners... and stuff

[my.friend.of.misery]

i dont feel worthy to be in EVT yet. i suck a bit

[Jonny5]

Don't be silly, I suck LOADS*

Check my stats (link in me sig).












* No, I don't suck loads of other mens cocks.

[my.friend.of.misery]

* No, I don't suck loads of other mens cocks.

who said i did?

and you're still better than me

[Jonny5]

The disclaimer was for thebigboss' benefit.
As soon as I wrote it I knew there was a punchline to be made and he'd be in there quicker than a rat up a drain pipe. I wasn't insinuating anything about you.

Besides, according to this you are in the clan already.

[dan_tm]

Yarr mi'harties

Anyway...

[Jonny5]

You wanna be in Evil Team yawdib?
Your efforts in the 4 player game last night were pretty evil.
Yawdib in a scorpian tank against 3 others with SMG's.
Needless to say, you got the most kills.

[Sng]

YO EVT, let's kick it!

Du-du-du-du-du-du-du, UH!

[sith]

Can I join please

Ill have the game tonight finally

add me

[Sng]

You will need to go through the EVT recruitment process first.

We shall see. You will know by the end of the night, I'm sure.

[sith]

You will need to go through the EVT recruitment process first.

We shall see. You will know by the end of the night, I'm sure.

Whats it like a test or something?

[Sng]

Yeah. Not a skill test but a test to see how EEEEVIL you are.

I don't know what I'm talking abouuuuut!

I guess there is only one thing you need to do in order to join EVT - Play Halo2 a lot.

[dan_tm]

You wanna be in Evil Team yawdib?
Your efforts in the 4 player game last night were pretty evil.
Yawdib in a scorpian tank against 3 others with SMG's.
Needless to say, you got the most kills.

I think it was first to 25 kils, I think the nearest placed player had 4

I a bit weird though, once your in the tank you've virtually won slayer or CTF it seems impossible. All you have to do is make sure you shoot the other teams tank a couple of times every time it respawns, then no one can touch you

Also, why can't the Banshee fire the 'bomb' thing in multiplayer?

[Sng]

All you have to do is make sure you shoot the other teams tank a couple of times every time it respawns, then no one can touch you

Tell that to Graham after I opened his hatch and luzzed a grenade inside

[Graham_S]

Tell that to Graham after I opened his hatch and luzzed a grenade inside

Is that what you did? It's only fair to point out that I was only in the tank because I'd jacked your sorry ass and administered a beating before throwing you out and running you over. Possibly. It all happened quite quickly.

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Right then... Halo 2 now people. Join up join up. Take the EVTest

[tbb]

EVT, we need to do some matchmaking... I need 3 other members... who's with me ?

[tbb]

Get out Krypt you traitor

[timdp]

I am rubbish, rather than evil, but maybe I can join when I've got my communicator; I swear like a pirate!

[tbb]

I am rubbish, rather than evil, but maybe I can join when I've got my communicator; I swear like a pirate!

yarrrrr

[Jonny5]

Swearing is good.
Evil people fucking swear like cunts all the fucking time.

[Uzi]

Who else is in EVT? Im alright, but (snug voice on) I only play with the best

[Halonic]

Anyone sees me online, say hi

tag is my name

[rafaqat]

I'd like to join.
Played my first online game yesterday and came 5th!!!!
I fucking rock

[Graham_S]

1st N/A  GrahamUK 4 2 5 0 
1st    N/A  Mr Bulb 4 2 4 0 
1st  N/A  timdp 2 2 6 0 
1st  N/A  SyntaxError007 5 1 5 0 
2nd  N/A  Soong 4 1 5 0 
2nd  N/A  Lord Kamatari 8 1 4 0 
2nd    N/A  Carrera74 4 1 2 0 
2nd    N/A  Metallichick 1 1 3 0 
3rd    N/A  Kryptonian 10 2 2 0 
3rd  N/A  VanThal 5 2 6 0 
3rd N/A  DrJon 1 2 6 0 

Well, I wouldn't want to be in any club that would have Soong as a member. But as proof of my greatness, I offer you these statistics, chosen entirely at random.

I love the voice implementation, by the way. During the above game, Kryptonian whispered "Graham" right behind me, before smacking me hard about the head.

[Sng]

Is that what you did? It's only fair to point out that I was only in the tank because I'd jacked your sorry ass and administered a beating before throwing you out and running you over. Possibly. It all happened quite quickly.

Haha, yeah... I kinda forgot to mention that bit...

[sith]

I can be very evil

[Halonic]

I can be very evil

yeah right

[tbb]

Who else is in EVT? Im alright, but (snug voice on) I only play with the best

You're not good enough basically