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Just got two Matinee specials in against the Grand Persuviant!

Hard games that I lost, but enjoyable as I didnt just sit down and sulk about it,
I played the game to get as much practice as possible. I'd not played it since Skyrim came out see! which is bad, very bad for me.

Game 1 [B] Monterrey 1 PSV 7 [/B]

The Grand Persuviant crept up on me with this score, scoring steadily with a few goals either half.
I played up my game a little to nab a well earned token goal :)


Game 2 [b] PSV 3 Monterrey 0 [/B]

I shut up ashop again with 5 at the back, which worked well. But all 3 goals were
scored late on in the match in a run against play. I had a few chances in a much better encounter!

I happy to be here :) as they say

6 points to the GP

and well earned too may I say. Thanks for the Games!
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[b][size=4]THIS WEEK IN PICTURES[/size][/b]

[img]http://www.rllmukfootballleague.co.uk/images/logos/516.gif[/img] [size=" 3 "]SomethingWitty[/size][size=" 4 "] ([b]2 - 1[/b])[/size] [size=" 3 "]Dannon[/size] [img]http://www.rllmukfootballleague.co.uk/images/logos/636.gif[/img]

[img]http://www.thestevensfamily.plus.com/unjust.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.rllmukfootballleague.co.uk/images/logos/636.gif[/img] [size=" 3 "]Dannon[/size][size=" 4 "] ([b]0 - 1[/b])[/size] [size=" 3 "]SomethingWitty[/size] [img]http://www.rllmukfootballleague.co.uk/images/logos/516.gif[/img]

[img]http://www.thestevensfamily.plus.com/brickwall.jpg[/img]


Cheers for the games Dannon. I feel like such a fucker coming away with all 6 points. You absolutely dominated in the first, and [b]nothing[/b] was falling for you all day. Best of luck for the rest of the season mate.
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After a long week of nights ( and dodging fixtures :D ) I just played Pants McSkill

And, having put Skyrim down and got a small bit of practice in for a change:

[attachment=28356:chico.jpg]

Game one was away first to Rubin Kazans temple:

Result was [b][u]Rubin 0 Monterrey 0[/b] [/u] 1 point in the bag!

Mainly down to my formation I guess.
But with me being the unconventional one,
I play a better attacking game in this formation.

Pants will testify, there were chances either end..
but my keeper was the star man here!


Game two I went with the same tactic and was an equally tight game!
but Rubin Kazan undid me with two well taken shots.

[b][u]Monterrey 0 Rubin 2[/u][/b]


Fifa can be so unpredictable. Thanks so much for two games that felt good.

cheers Pants!
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Cracking games, and your defence was really solid in both matches! I'll put a full write-up in soon, but you totally deserved more than just a point.


Man, it's tight in this league! Three points separating the top 5, Witty only two points behind, and Broon just behind him with two games in hand. It's just about the halfway point in the season and I dare anyone to predict the top two.
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Thanks Pants :)

in a way , I wish id been more alert for the Grand Pursuviants games :ph34r:

i fancied a point from one of those. But he was very very good on the day.
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[b][size=4]THIS WEEK IN PICTURES[/size][/b]

[img]http://www.rllmukfootballleague.co.uk/images/logos/56.gif[/img] [size=" 3 "]br00n[/size][size=" 4 "] ([b]1 - 1[/b])[/size] [size=" 3 "]SomethingWitty[/size] [img]http://www.rllmukfootballleague.co.uk/images/logos/516.gif[/img]

[img]http://www.thestevensfamily.plus.com/spawn.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.rllmukfootballleague.co.uk/images/logos/516.gif[/img] [size=" 3 "]SomethingWitty[/size][size=" 4 "] ([b]0 - 0[/b])[/size] [size=" 3 "]br00n[/size] [img]http://www.rllmukfootballleague.co.uk/images/logos/56.gif[/img]

[img]http://www.thestevensfamily.plus.com/stalemate.jpg[/img]

Cheers for the games and chat, pal. How I nicked a point from the first game is a mystery - it was an absolute battering. How many times did you hit the woodwork?! Second game had nil-nil written all over it!
Good luck for the rest - I reckon you'll be there or thereabouts come the end of the season.
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Kirkys killer clowns SPARTAk moscow 1 - 0 PSV TCP Eindhoven

A very tight game, Wellinton again settled the nerves on 72 minutes with a clinical strike. The game was tense with slightly more chances and possesion to the russians but could have easliy gone the other way. The defences were on top for the most part.

PSV TCp Eindhoven 0 - 2 Kirkys killer Clowns Spartak

Again another tense game, Spartak had more pressure and shots in this game though (12 to 6) and rattled the post either side of the first goal again by taht man Wellinton who used his pace to leave the defence behind on a fast counter attacking move to lsot cooly into the net. The game was settled on 90 minutes with an effort from just out side the box in off the post from Ari.

PSV could count themselves unlucky to receive nothing from the games but thee points are much needed by me to keep the pack off my tail, its very tight at the top guys, excellent competitive league so far!

Running goals

Running Stats
wellinton 14
Ari 7
Mcgeady 4
D de zeeuw 1
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Hey then!

[attachment=28416:chico.jpg]

Just played two stonking games against Br00n :)

Game one was at Monterrey Towers. It was a good end to end affair, but my finishing was Woeful. 3 good goals from Stuttgart.

[b]Monterrey 0 Stuttgart 3[/b]


Game two was excellent, with Suazo bagging a couple (finally waking up)
it was 0-1 , 1-1 , 1-2 and finally 2-2 !

so a 2-2 draw. Very well fought back Br00n very enjoyable!

[b]Stuttgart 2 Monterrey 2[/b]

Many thanks to Br00n for two good uns :)
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1st game scoreline flattered me if I'm being honest.

2 game was a fifa special from my point if view. my keeper playing it right to you player in the box for your first and my back-line going awol for an over the top ball for your second. Then it was bar, wonder save x 3, bar, last ditch slide, wonder save.

infuriating but good fun mate
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Kirky mate, what the fuck?? Was inviting you to games just after half 9, waited till you finished you H2H match, invited again and you just started another?
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Sorry Broon, I checked for you when I looged in and im sure I did before i started again, there was one team quite staright away as we both had the same so I just searched again, sorry Fella. You should have been on a bit earlier. I dont have the alerts on as its to off putting during game and i swear it causes slight lag,

Children settling off to sleep pending i will defo be on tonight from 9pm, so hope too catch you then. If not I can do the same tomorrow.
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we agreed half 9, i sent a note about 8 saying it might be 9:45 and was on just before half past 9, saw you were in game and waited until your status changed.
its frustrating cos i hacked the wife off to come on and play.

will be on tonight at 9
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and aye, agree about the notifications bur it does make it a right pain in the arse to get games done, thats twice this season i've had this issue
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[size="4"][u][b]WEEK 7: GRINDING OUT THE RESULTS[/b][/u][/size]

[img]http://www.rllmukfootballleague.co.uk/images/logos/573.gif[/img] [size=" 3 "]StalkingFuture[/size][size=" 4 "] ([b]1 - 3[/b])[/size] [size=" 3 "]Pants McSkill[/size] [img]http://www.rllmukfootballleague.co.uk/images/logos/759.gif[/img]
Scorers:
[i]Haedo Valdez x 2,
Martins[/i]
Team average rating: [i]6.79[/i]


[code]
Genoa CFC - FC Rubin Kazan
6 Shots 7
1 On target 6
59% Possession 41%
9 Tackles 12
1 Fouls 1
1 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0
0 Offsides 2
2 Corners 1
16% Shot accuracy 85%
87% Pass accuracy 81%
[/code]



The real joy in the football league is meeting cool new people. There's a lot of really decent blokes in here - blokes that if I were to know them in real life, I'd probably count them as friends. I'm sure there's plenty who feel the same way - if you do, I'd recommend a friendly against Stalking Future. We certainly would have had even higher scoring games if it wasn't for us laughing or him screaming at the ineptitude of his players - which made me laugh even more.

The games themselves were all over the place. Game one's constant goalmouth action is somehow absent from the stats - there needs to be a 'crosses attempted' stat. Game two I took a very comfortable 3-0 lead, only for SF to deservedly boss the game from the 35th minute onwards. Only the woodwork and some 'keeper heroics gave me the three points.
Looking at the stats, it's a travesty SF didn't take something from these. It's the first time this season I've been beaten on possession or on pass accuracy in both games. With a few tweaks to his defending style he could easily be a promotion contender next season.




[img]http://www.rllmukfootballleague.co.uk/images/logos/759.gif[/img] [size=" 3 "]Pants McSkill[/size][size=" 4 "] ([b]3 - 2[/b])[/size] [size=" 3 "]StalkingFuture[/size] [img]http://www.rllmukfootballleague.co.uk/images/logos/573.gif[/img]
Scorers:
[i]Carlos Eduardo,
Haedo Valdez,
Martins[/i]
Team average rating: [i]6.38[/i]


[code]
FC Rubin Kazan - Genoa CFC
8 Shots 7
5 On target 6
44% Possession 56%
12 Tackles 7
0 Fouls 2
0 Yellow cards 1
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0
2 Offsides 1
0 Corners 0
62% Shot accuracy 85%
88% Pass accuracy 90%
[/code]


[size=3][b]Running stats[/b][/size]

[color="#4B0082"][b]Top goal scorers[/b][/color]
[b]Martins[/b] - 8
[b]Haedo Valdez[/b] - 7
[b]Eremenko[/b] - 5
[b]Natkho[/b] - 3
[b]Carlos Eduardo[/b] - 1

[color="#4B0082"][b]Highest rated - (Team avg:6.54)[/b][/color]
[b]Ryzhikov[/b] - 6.98
[b]Sharanov[/b] - 6.9
[b]Haedo Valdez[/b] - 6.71
[b]Kaleshin[/b] - 6.7
[b]Bocchetti[/b] - 6.63
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[u][size="6"][b]TONIGHT[/b][/size][/u] [i](probably)[/i]


[size="7"][u][b]1st vs 3rd[/b][/u][/size] [i](probably)[/i]


[b][img]http://www.rllmukfootballleague.co.uk/images/logos/759.gif[/img] [size="6"]Pants McSkill[/size][size="4"] VS [/size] [size="6"]The Grand Pursuivant[/size] [img]http://www.rllmukfootballleague.co.uk/images/logos/90.gif[/img]
[/b]
[i](probably, if both can get out of the office and get on the Xbox).[/i]


With only three games after this fixture and Kirky & Br00n waiting for a slip-up, a win apiece [i]doesn't do either any favours[/i].

A draw apiece [i]would be disastrous.[/i]

Will tonight's (probably) game be an all-out, end to end, [i]goal fest? [/i]

Will it [i]end[/i] the title charge for either participant?

Will it [i]actually happen?[/i]

[size="4"]
TUNE IN TOMORROW [i](probably) [/i]TO FIND OUT.[/size]
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[quote name='Pants McSkill' timestamp='1323957023' post='8330324']
[u][size="6"][b]TONIGHT[/b][/size][/u] [i](probably)[/i]


[size="7"][u][b]1st vs 3rd[/b][/u][/size] [i](probably)[/i]


[b][img]http://www.rllmukfootballleague.co.uk/images/logos/759.gif[/img] [size="6"]Pants McSkill[/size][size="4"] VS [/size] [size="6"]The Grand Pursuivant[/size] [img]http://www.rllmukfootballleague.co.uk/images/logos/90.gif[/img]
[/b]
[i](probably, if both can get out of the office and get on the Xbox).[/i]


With only three games after this fixture and Kirky & Br00n waiting for a slip-up, a win apiece [i]doesn't do either any favours[/i].

A draw apiece [i]would be disastrous.[/i]

Will tonight's (probably) game be an all-out, end to end, [i]goal fest? [/i]

Will it [i]end[/i] the title charge for either participant?

Will it [i]actually happen?[/i]

[size="4"]
TUNE IN TOMORROW [i](probably) [/i]TO FIND OUT.[/size]
[/quote]


I am leaving now, but this journey could well take me three hours. If I'm not on by 8.30, apologies!
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[quote name='The Grand Pursuivant' timestamp='1323972181' post='8330813']
I am leaving now, but this journey could well take me three hours. If I'm not on by 8.30, apologies!
[/quote]


TENSION = INCREASED.
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Finally back. Go looking for the FIFA disc. It's nowhere to be seen. I actually call my housemate in an attempt to find it. He's taken it halfway across London (the bit of London I just bloody came from) so he can play it with his brother.

:facepalm:
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looks like its gonna have to get physical TGP

[img]http://www.footballchatter.com/forum/photopost/data/501/Billy_Bremner_Dave_Mackay.jpg[/img]
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[quote name='br00n' timestamp='1323989819' post='8331380']
looks like its gonna have to get physical TGP

[img]http://www.footballchatter.com/forum/photopost/data/501/Billy_Bremner_Dave_Mackay.jpg[/img]
[/quote]

You know, me and Pants could conceivably play a live game (if something like that is even allowed). The victor could post smug, gloating pictures of himself lording it over his opponent, as the loser gazes hopelessly in to a pit of despair, his title chances for the season dashed beyond all hope of repair.
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Caught up with Broon on Wednesday night.

Tough stuff

kirky72 spartak 0 - 0 Broon Stuttgart

Very tight tense game, both defended well closing down the space with no great chances, I had the lions share of the possesion but couldnt find a way through the tight defence.

Broon Stuttgart 0 - 3 Kirky72 Spartak

A much more open game, i attacked alot more and pressed hard with lots of penetrating possesion and finally broke through once i did broon had to open up and it lead to more space and chances, we both hit the post and could have easily been 4 or 5 2.

Goals, ari with a good finish, wellington with a penalty and a tall lanky midfielder that I cant remember or spell with an unopposed header.

Running goals

Running Stats
wellinton 15
Ari 8
Mcgeady 4
D de zeeuw 1
Tall lanky midfielder 1
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