You big ginger spazz
#1
Posted 04 March 2009 - 08:40 PM
#2
Posted 09 March 2009 - 12:33 PM
#3
Posted 28 July 2009 - 08:33 PM
#4
Posted 10 August 2009 - 07:52 PM
#5
Posted 13 August 2009 - 10:54 AM
#6
Posted 14 August 2009 - 04:52 PM
#7
Posted 24 September 2009 - 06:09 PM
Actually jon - did you purchase your broadband while you were out in india?
#8
Posted 06 October 2009 - 11:39 AM
From here the bullet continues on the exact trajectory that Jon intended at the beginning of the process. Shortly after that Jon exclaims "No Way!"
#9
Posted 06 October 2009 - 11:49 AM
#10
Posted 06 October 2009 - 12:39 PM
#11
Posted 16 November 2009 - 01:10 AM
When Jon pulls the trigger a bullet it leaves the barrel of his battle rifle, travels immediately down the "internet" from Manchester, and gets off as quickly as possible at a payphone in Manchester airport. Once there it buys a ticket for the first plane to India. On arrival in India it boards a tuctuc to a small factory where teams of child workers work out the code for the trajectory of the bullet. They then painstakingly stitch it into fabric which is collected by a tuctuc and couriered to an internet café in downtown Delhi. From there it's fed into a scanner and then through some image recognition software. It's then blasted back into cyberspace and onto xbox live via an account named "Telecomms Internationale".
From here the bullet continues on the exact trajectory that Jon intended at the beginning of the process. Shortly after that Jon exclaims "No Way!"
0 user(s) are reading this topic
0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users


