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#8215530 Tintin - Spielberg directing Jamie Bell, Daniel Craig & Andy Serkis

Posted by Sir DangerM on 19 October 2011 - 07:46 PM

Dear James,

You're hired. I don't know for what, but I'm hiring you for something. That was touched with genius!

Steven


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#7672510 Videogame characters in real life

Posted by Fletch on 31 January 2011 - 02:09 PM

Yoga.... Class!
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#9114986 The Trouble With Nintendo: a TLDR topic.

Posted by Wahwah* on 21 February 2013 - 06:42 PM

The trouble with Nintendo

Here's some thoughts I've had about what's wrong with Nintendo.

1) Cheapskates.
Spend some money. Open more studios. Hire some new talent. Maybe set up a few studios in the West.

I don't know why this isn't happening. Nintendo have a great selection of IP. Titles like Zelda, Metroid and Mario, Mario Kart, Mario Golf, Mario Tennis, New Super Mario Bros, Starfox and of course Pokemon seem to do pretty well for them. These titles offer lots of different playing opportunities and conceivably mean Nintendo could offer something for everyone.

A lot of these games are so well established everyone knows what's going to happen before they play the game. Zelda? Hookshot now is it, oh no, my mistake, I'm getting the Boomerang now. I liked learning the spin attack again. No wait, it's a completely different game because in this one you ride about on a rhino instead of a horse.
Nintendo need not expend it's “magic” on these titles. Get them farmed out (like the GBC Capcom Zeldas or Namco's GC F-Zero) or hire more developers to make these games. They're guaranteed moneyspinners, and the formula is so well defined that it doesn't make sense to waste valuable talent on developing them. Instead, they should use their development superstar(s) to come up with new ideas and have them realised in exciting new pieces of software.

The Legends are always coming. Get the games made and on the shelves!

Nintendo have got so much IP that if they wanted to, they could release a fan favourite title every month for years. WiiU would have been THE console to have. Who could resist a launch with Mario, Metroid, Zelda and Mario Kart? Why don't they do it? Because they haven't got enough staff to make the games? They don't want to crowd out 3rd parties? Enjoy your big franchise title in 2 years time - the title that you bought a console on the strength of. The Legends Are Coming! What are Nintendo doing? Where are the games? Why do they take so long to release them? People would buy two Metroids, two Zeldas two whatever else's over the course of a console's life. As is, you get neither, loyal purchaser. Not for years. The legends ARE coming. Get third parties making your games and you're not choking them out either. As an aside, when did Nintendo stop development of games for Wii? It's not like they worked on Wii software until the WiiU was released was it? What are they doing? What have they been doing? Making top notch experiences like MiiVerse?

2) Cheapskates.
Why don't Nintendo make hardware that represents an advancement of the form? With the 3DS it's not so bad, but with the WiiU they've shot themselves in the foot in a big way. Got an Exclusive WiiU title coming, Ubisoft? Seen those Sales figures? They're terrible, aren't they? Fortunately for you, Nintendo created a console that's about as powerful as the ones that came out 7 years ago so you'll be able to port it across to the other consoles without too much bother. Nintendo have got the resistive screened beauty into people's hands, and they've done it a year before the next round of hardware releases occur. A full year to build up a massive userbase. No games. No Games. Why? Because they're being held back to simultaneously release on PS360, 3 months before those consoles have successors on the shelves. What about first party games though? No games. No Games. Why? Too slow to make them, not enough developers. Well, with this old tech the system must be nice and cheap, right? NO! They've packaged every single one with a controller that costs more than any other, not communicated why the controller is amazing and now nobody wants to pay extra for something that looks the same as the much better supported systems elsewhere in your favourite retailer's shop.

3) Cheapskates
Let's invest in new IP. They'd have to hire more developers, OBVS (not allowed - $$$) but assume that they have new people onboard. Here's a Nintendo press conference: Miyamoto strolls out and says “I am pleased to announce these brilliant new minds that I have been working with. They have brilliant games for you, I have been overseeing their ideas and I love them.” They get the Miyamoto Seal Of Approval and their games will be out before the PS4 is on shelves. PANDEMONIUM. Miyamoto says these games are amazing?!!? Who knows games better than he?! I cannot wait. What does Miyamoto do now? Is he fully onboard with many games? How long until he retires? Nintendo need to get their eggs out of that basket and start promoting for the future.


Imagine a release schedule like this:
January: Metroid
February: New Miyamoto approved IP
March: Mario
April: Zelda
May: StarFox
June: Smash Bros
July: New Miyamoto IP
August: Mario Tennis
September: Rayman Legends (An authentic third party title, just for fun!)
October: Pikmin
November: F-zero
December: Pokemon Hue of Choice

Bit Better than
January: Relax, post Christmas
February:
Rayman (Delayed)
March: Cancelled.
April: Port of last year's PS360 hit with controller gimmick tacked on.
And so on, Isn't it?

Not possible? Why? Get the games made and out on shelves. Hey, Capcom, fancy making some money? Knock us up a Starfox will you? People want to buy it.

4) Cheapskates
Why is everything always cheap with them? Tiny battery when there's room for a big one. I've got to charge it up every ten minutes now. Oh, I can't be bothered. Why's the web browser on 3DS so bad? Like worse than a £100 smartphone bad. Why's the screen always so bad on Nintendo stuff? Like worse than on a £100 smartphone bad. Why does their hardware match last gen's specs? Why do purchases/downloads take forever in the E-shop? How much money did you save on that battery, the slow processor and the crappy screen? Was it worth making a product that irritates? Why bother putting a web browser in 3DS if it's that bad? Just don't do it.

5) Tight arses
How old's this game now? 25 years. How many times have people bought it now? About 5 times each. Hmm. How much shall we sell it on the E-Shop for? £12? Hmm. Let's go for £13.99. Nintendo sell everything from their back catalogue at “it'd be rude to” prices. Who wants this stuff enough to pay real money for them? As in, in significant numbers? Do I want to buy their system when I know I'm going to be paying top price for everything all the time? I'm not so keen. Will I get to keep those purchases? No, the account doesn't transfer and they want to charge me again later.

I think Nintendo need to invest in their future. Refusing to do so has screwed over the WiiU, the people who've bought it and the developers who've started work on games for the platform.

If they want to ignore the rest of the world I don't know why they don't do it properly, they could go completely self sustaining and only have Nintendo games on their platforms.

And that's some of what I think about Nintendo.

EDIT: Neg away, don't read - just neg, Nintendo fans. :hat:
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#9028964 U.S Box Office Report - 4th - 6th January 2013 - No report this week, just a...

Posted by Goose on 06 January 2013 - 05:28 PM

1. Texas Chainsaw 3D - $23M - $23M
2. Django Unchained - $20M - $106.3M
3. The Hobbit - $17.5M - $263.8M
4. Les Miserables - $16.1M - $103.6M
5. Parental Guidance -$10.1M - $52.7M
6. Jack Reacher - $9.3M - $64.8M
7. This Is Forty - $8.6M - $54.5M
8. Lincoln - $5.2M - $143.9M
9. The Guilt Trip - $4.5M - $31.2M
10. Promised Land - $4.3M - $4.6M

Well this is farewell my friends, at least for the box office report. A combination of farewell party for my daughter and her friends, along with being under the weather (and still having so much to do) means there's no box office report this weekend. My computer goes to the shippers on Thursday and we leave a week or so later.

I can't even quite remember how I started writing them. I know I used to post the Yahoo numbers on a Sunday on the Edge Forums, and I recall getting into an argument with Despin about the 8 Miles opening weekend numbers - so that's at least ten years ago. I think it slowly evolved from there, through thick and thin, marriage, kids and the rest.

I've no idea where the future will take the box office report or if it even has one, but I'd like to hope it does. My computer won't get to Australia for at least two months, and there's a lot to sort out on that side of the world before I'd get chance to sit and write. The time difference will mean that my report would be about 12 or so hours later than all the other ones too, unless I was to stay up until 4am to do it.

It's a weird feeling. It's not like I'm dying but the box office report has been a Sunday staple for at least seven years (at least in a major capacity), and aside from a few times, I've turned in a report on every one of those weekends. It was nice to reach the point were people knew I'd written 100% of it, and that it wasn't cut and pasted from another site. I will miss doing it. In the last two years the reports had grown considerably, mainly due to work slowing right down, giving me more time to write during the day. Even these last few weeks, when the reports have been quick to put together, it still felt odd to not add more and more side details.

I'm not really sure what I hoped for Box Office Voodoo when I set it up. I had grand ideas of some one being interested in taking me on to write weekly for them or their site, perhaps leading to full time job. Sadly it never happened, but it did lead to other avenues, including contributing to Scott Mendelson's site, and dabbling with Den of Geek. When I see the amount of work people like Garth Franklin turns in on Dark Horizons, as a one man band, it does seem a bit silly to think one person would get hired to do one weekly column. But you've got to start somewhere. The site will remain live as an archive of all the box office reports so far, and in future.

I'd like to thank everyone who has stuck with the reports over the years, those who've read them every week or just occasionally. All the feedback has always been appreciated - that was part of the reason I kept going even when I came close to quitting. This forum has been the primary reason for writing each week and I swore I'd never take a project on with another site if it meant not being able to post the report on here.

I'll still be around, maybe not as much as before, (especially after Thursday) but still here in some capacity.

Thanks again to you all, and all the very best,

Goose
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#8711672 Banned List

Posted by Pob on 10 July 2012 - 05:56 PM

Who: RickyDVT
Why: teasing the cocks of a large contingent of forum members by neglecting to update this thread
How long: until he contacts a mod and says he's ready with an update, however boring.
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#8199132 Tintin - Spielberg directing Jamie Bell, Daniel Craig & Andy Serkis

Posted by Sir DangerM on 12 October 2011 - 06:29 PM

I'm so fucking hyped for this that I made my own title sequence.

Unfortunately I forgot to slip in some Bob Hoskins.


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#8794839 Banned List

Posted by Wahwah* on 26 August 2012 - 12:54 PM

Who: Ramone/Cerebral Pauly
Why: For Being Increasingly Unpleasant
How Long: Permanent.
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#8328098 Banned List

Posted by Laine on 14 December 2011 - 01:26 PM

Who: RobinTripp
Why: For being a nasty awful terrible person, even by rllmuk standards.
How long: Forever.
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#8642858 Banned List

Posted by Don Rosco on 04 June 2012 - 05:20 PM

Who: Bruciebabie
How Long: Indefinitely
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#7672691 Videogame characters in real life

Posted by MDY on 31 January 2011 - 03:16 PM

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#8005245 Worst Boxart Ever

Posted by RobNoyce on 12 July 2011 - 06:18 PM

I read it as Shatner Hand at first. I would buy that game.


Capital idea sir!

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#8653136 Banned List

Posted by Uncle Mike on 07 June 2012 - 09:14 PM

Who:

BrucieBabie

GinRinkusu - Kwalee employee
JoeKwalee - Kwalee employee

HeavyTrap - alt of JoeKwalee
FallenEllis - alt of GinRinkusu

Reason:
http://www.rllmukfor...nd-bruciebabie/

How Long:
Permanent
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#8529360 Google Maps 8-bit for NES

Posted by Mr. Pickle on 31 March 2012 - 04:47 PM

HEY LOOK IT'S SMITTY BEING A TWAT WOW.

Fucking hell that card is overplayed.
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#7845138 Game of Thrones (All book discussion in marked spoiler tags please)

Posted by The Fox on 27 April 2011 - 11:44 AM

SEASON 2 GUIDE HERE

Seeing as it can be hard to keep track of who's who, and some people have missed key bits of information, I've done a little guide to the major characters we've seen thusfar. I'll aim to keep it updated for a little while until everyone is more familiar with the characters, and will keep any spoilers restricted to episodes that have aired already.

UPDATED TO EPISODE 10: 'Fire and Blood'

Spoiler

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#8530908 Banned List

Posted by geekette on 01 April 2012 - 04:13 PM

Who: Smitty
Why: trolling and being personally abusive (even to people who were not provoking him)
How long: 3 months on the sliding scale
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#7672723 Videogame characters in real life

Posted by Fletch on 31 January 2011 - 03:28 PM

Must do some work. :D
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#7922918 Microsoft E3 Conference - Summary Post #1

Posted by The Sarge on 04 June 2011 - 06:50 PM

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Summary

PRESS CONFERENCE REPEAT

* 8 min Modern Warfare 3 demo shown, underwater level shown. Looks impressive. Lots of rusting cars, dead bodies, etc. Mission objective is to plant mine on sub's rear, sub surfaces off US city coast (looks like NYC), infiltrate the sub, lighting, sound, visuals all impressive. Flash-forward to level's cinematic set-piece end with missiles flying and your escape on a boat. Impressive set-piece with crap all over blowing up. Ends with you flying away.

* MW3 DLC first on 360!  

* SledgeHammer and IW reps on stage, looks very nervous. Nov 8th (US release?)

* A wild Don Mattrick appears! Thanks fans for support, incredible time for growth, innovation and games.

* Tomb Raider Live Demo. Visually impressive, QTE to remove bone/something that stabs Lara as she escapes a cocoon type thing. Impressive lighting and sound, QTE to fight off Island inhabitant(?) who taunts Lara as she attempts to escape, clutches wound as she escapes cave, set-piece to escape cave. Escapes, battered and bruised.

* Peter Moore Appears! EA Sports! Tiger Woods PGA Tour, Madden, FIFA 12 - Kinect Enabled. Several non sports titles to feature Kinect support, Sims 3, Family Fun and more.

* Mass Effect 3 stage demo - Kinect functionality confirmed. Voice recognition functionality. Mordin doesn't recognise Shep? WHAT! :blink: Krogan Queen(?) Krogan's last hope. Use voice reg to control team mates and in conversation mode. Cerberus mech!

* Ghost Recon Future Warrior revealed...again. Kinect functionality confirmed! Use in gunsmith mode to take apart and put together guns. Voice commands also revealed, works surprisingly well. Use Kinect controls in game, appears to be very responsive, Future GR games to have Kinect support!

* Xbox Live. Voice control! Youtube coming to XBL! Bing coming to XBL! Live TV coming to XBL, in the US and around the World. Sky TV! (explains why Sky have changed their ToS when using Sky Player on XBL).  New dash/features launch this Autumn.

* Dana White from UFC appears!

* Phil Spencer appears! Introduces Gears 3

* Cliffy B appears! Demo shown from single player, co-op demoed. Leviathan from Gears 2 is back in lambent form, "blow its brains out of its ass". Impressive visuals, Silvegun mech's shown, hit glowing spots for massive damage

* MEGATON - Bodycount reformed!

* Crytek game - Ryse - shown. Set in Rome. First person brawler, Kinect controlled.

* Halo CE: Anniversary - Nov 15th! Looks incredible. Multiplayer confirmed! Fully remastered campaign, co-op, remastered MP maps.

* Forza 4. Looks incredible.

* Peter Moly appears! Fable: The Journey - Kinect functionality. Demo shown, hmm. First Person viewpoint, appears to be a shooter/first person brawler of sorts, a guided experience,  

* Phil Spencer reappears! Mincraft coming to 360, Kinect functionality. Disneyland Adventures Kinect, Captain Hook, Alice in Wonderland, get the coins! We'll get you dastardly coins next time. ARGH, we missed the coins again. Fist bump!

* Star Wars Kinect - Laffo time. Voice controls, Lagtastic!

* Tim Schafer - Sesame Street: Once Upon a Monster - Kinect. Stage demo. Looks good. :unsure:

* Kudo appears, sunglasses ever present! New Kinect experiences, experiments. Kinect Fun Labs announced, check out innovations, Kinect community mods, available to all XBL members, new features. Kama Sutra in the works. :unsure:, Kinect Me! Kinect finger tracking. Kinect object scanning, play with scanning objects, bring them to life, imagine the possibilities (indeed), goes live today!

* Kinect Sports: Season 2. Live demo, six new sports. Skiing, tennis, enhancing experience, voice controls, new gestures. Football and golf demoed, new gestures demoed.  

* Dance Central 2. New features, voice controls, campaign mode, import songs from DC1. Simultaneous MP dancing.

* Minecraft announced, Kinect support.

*  Don Mattrick, closing speech.

* Halo 4.  Jet packs! Autumn 2012.

Stage Demo's (HD video's coming soon)

Modern Warfare 3 - Video
Tomb Raider - Video
Mass Effect 3 - Video
Ghost Recon Future Warrior - Video
Gears of War 3 - Video
Fable: The Journey - Video
Disneyland Adventures - Video
Star Wars Kinect - Video
Sesame Street - Video
Kinect Fun Labs - Video
Kinect Sports: Season 2 - Video
Dance Central 2 - Video
Forza 4 - Video
Entertainment - Video

Announcements/Reveal Trailers/Trailers - Retail

Cloud Storage Comes to 360
Beacons coming to Live
Minecraft
Halo: Combat Evolved - Anniversary - Nov 15th - Info
Halo 4
Forza 4
Fable: The Journey - Kinect
Disneyland Adventure - Kinect
Star Wars Kinect
Ryse - First Person Brawler - Kinect
Ghost Recon: Future Warrior
Mass Effect 3 - Voice controls via Kinect
Dance Central 2 (Kinect)
Kinect Sports: Season 2 - Kinect
Sesame Street: Once Upon a Time - Kinect

Announcements/Reveal Trailers/Trailers - Live Arcade (K = Kinect Enabled)

Leedmees - K
Fruit Ninja Kinect
Insanely Twisted Shadow Planet
Trials Evolution
Toy Soldiers: Cold War
Fruit Ninja Kinect

Announcements/Reveal Trailers/Trailers - Apps/Kinect Apps

Kinect Fun Labs - Goes live today
Xbox Live Voice Search
Youtube - Autumn 2011
Bing - Autumn 2011
Live TV - Autumn 2011
Last FM Kinect

Summer of Arcade

Bastion
From Dust
Fruit Ninja Kinect
Toy Soldiers: Cold War
Insanely Twisted Shadow Planet

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Live Streams
http://www.xbox.com/en-gb/e3
http://e3.gamespot.com/press-conference/microsoft-e3/
http://www.gametrailers.com/e3/
http://uk.ign.com/events/e3/2011/live-video
http://www.g4tv.com/e3-2011/press-conferences/Microsoft/94/
http://www.youtube.com/user/E3

Live Blogs
http://www.1up.com/news/Microsoft-E3-Press-Conference-2011
http://videogamewriters.com/e32011
http://www.thegx.co/article/201/e3-2011-microsoft-conference-live-blog/
http://live.thisismynext.com/Event/Microsofts_E3_2011_keynote
http://www.vg247.com/2011/06/06/show-time-microsoft-e3-presser-live-at-5-00pm-bst-today/
http://www.videogamer.com/features/live_report/microsoft_e3_2011_conference_live_report.html
http://arstechnica.com/gaming/news/2011/06/microsofts-e3-press-conference-liveblog.ars

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This post will also have a summary from the conference shortly after it ends with regular updates throughout the day with the latest news, trailers, etc.

:)
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#8299314 The Best Films of 2011

Posted by lordcookie on 30 November 2011 - 03:40 PM

Just as we are about to enter the final month of the year I thought it was about time we had a best of 2011 film thread. Yes, there are still a number of high profile films still to come, such as M:I4, Hugo and The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, but they can always be added at a later date.

There is only one rule – the film must have had its first theatrical release in your country this year. You can post a top 100 or just a single film. Whilst I don't expect people to post quite as much about each film as I have it would still be nice if people could explain why they have decided to add a film to their list.

There are quite a few films I've missed this year including A Separation, Moneyball, Take Shelter, Sleeping Beauty, Bridesmaids, Elite Squad 2, Kill List, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, The Skin I Live In, Tyrannosaur and Melancholia to name but a few. However, despite missing out on a number of highly regarded films I think 2011 has been a pretty great year for films. Here is my top twenty:

20-16
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15-11
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10-6
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5-1
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Over to you.
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#8766842 Cheers all.

Posted by David Blunkett on 11 August 2012 - 08:01 AM

Hello all - you've probably noticed I've not been about much recently & as a result various treasurer things have gone undone. I found out last night that the cancer my dad has been diagnosed with is terminal - its pretty hard to deal with given that I ran up Snowdon with him earlier this year (it was his Saturday morning routine). It doesn't help that mum is disabled with severe osteoarthritis and dad was her main carer. Therefore I'm bowing out of things. I'm also saying bye to the 'muk. I've made some brilliant friends on here but in my current state of mind I really can't be bothered to keep my opinions in check on the sneering drama queens/knob pockets/a+f muppets - the forum is not a good place to be these days. Still things change & if that's what people want then who am I to argue ? I've got nicer places to spend my free time.

Anyway, trying to stay positive I've made some brilliant friends on here over the years. If you do want to stay in touch with me outside of here then drop me a PM and we'll catch up on facebook or something. Its been fun for over a decade but its time to move on. Cheers all - and if you have a friend/relative over 50 who hasn't been down the doctors for a few years drag them down there and get them a full health check. Patronising I know, but if I'd done that with dad he wouldn't be dosed up on morphine fighting for his last few weeks.
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#7637443 EDGE scores, Feb 2011

Posted by Harsin on 13 January 2011 - 12:13 PM

Angel's Edge thread is a technically accomplished but sterile experience. As the post settles into a rut, its straightforward presentation strengths lose more and more ground to the lack of warmth, where is the picture of the cover, where are the brief rundowns of the articles? More-of-the-same review scores and an uninviting lack of capitalisation aren't enough to rescue it from the missed opportunity of better realising its core concept, and while it's certainly worth a look for its information, it's hard to recommend.  [4]
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