rllmuk gone

Now you can sit there like pathetic shut ins, mashing F5 all weekend until it comes back. Or...
How about you piss off and go do something at least semi-worthwhile with your life for a change. Even if it's just for a few hours
Switch off the computer, put down the smartphone or tablet and go do something.

I know you lot struggle with doing anything other than endlessly gawping at the internet, so here's some suggestions:

• Call up an old friend you've not seen in months or years
• Go for a long walk
• Listen to some music you've never heard before
• Read a book. Expand your mind, just a tiny bit
• Cook something decent for a change. Hell, bake a batch of cupcakes, no one will judge you
• Visit a museum or art-gallery, maybe go see a show or to the theater